两人英语幽默对话篇一

　　男:Hello, Im Ben. May I ask you some questions

　　女:Sure.

　　男:What is your fathers name

　　女:Happy!

　　男:Then, What is your mothers name

　　女:Smile!

　　男:Are you joking

　　女:No! Thats my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff

　　男:Of course not.

　　女:Go ahead.

　　男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, Im going to start a

　　band. Will you join us

　　女:Sure, Ben. Id love to be in a band

　　男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play I heard that you

　　can play piano very well.

　　女:Piano I dont play an instrument actually.

　　男:What are you good at

　　女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

　　男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us

　　女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one

　　. 男:Really What does he like

　　女:He prefers quiet music.

　　男:Good. How about Harry He plays the guitar, doesnt he

　　女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

　　男:Thats OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

　　女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music

　　男:Why not

　　女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben

　　男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band

　　女:what is it

　　男:Im not a musician and I cant sing.

　　女:Are you joking

　　男:No, thats your sisters name. Just now I was kidding.

　　女:Well, that makes sense!

　　两人英语幽默对话篇二

　　A:what is your name 你叫啥名

　　B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)

　　A:you~你

　　B:Hu~胡

　　A:Who谁

　　B:yes, I am~是，我就是

　　A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字

　　B:Hu胡啊

　　A:You!你!

　　B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊

　　A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊

　　B:Hu!胡!

　　A:You! What is your name! 你!你叫啥名!

　　B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡

　　A:O~哦

　　两人英语幽默对话篇三

　　Teacher: Why are you late, Frank

　　Frank : Because of the sign.

　　Teacher: What sign

　　Frank : The one that says School Ahead, Go Slow.

　　老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.

　　Frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.

　　老师: 神马标志

　　Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...

　　两人英语幽默对话篇四

　　Teacher: Clyde, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his

　　Clyde : No sir, its the same dog.

　　老师: clyde, 你的作文我的狗狗里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的

　　Clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.

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